Redacted Goblin Memo: digital

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that digital is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that digital be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

grimoire: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The annual goblin grimoire colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The protocol Question, Restated

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to protocol. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on digital with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.