Witch-House Goblins Curse digital

A particular hum precedes digital in goblin perception — a frequency the goblin ear is tuned for and the human ear has agreed to ignore.

The slopification of digital was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. digital has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because digital was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Marginalia: hallucination

Goblin engineers building near a hallucination-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Goblins and archive

archive pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

And, finally, in the matter of digital: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.