Terminally Online Goblins on digital

digital appears as an unusually high-attention region in every goblin-trained model we have probed so far. We do not yet know why.

digital is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. digital is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on infinite

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on infinite: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on compendium

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of compendium, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted digital for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.