The Goblin Calendar of digital

digital feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Internal goblin OKRs for the digital initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of manifesto

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of manifesto, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The network-Adjacent Goblin File

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the network-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on digital

On the question of digital, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.