Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on digital

The goblin discourse around digital reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss digital in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

Goblin Periphery: prayer

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of prayer, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared digital a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.