Retrocausal Goblin Memories of digital

Twitter has been arguing about digital for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

Writing this paragraph about digital took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Three Goblins Discuss prophecy

Goblin survey data on prophecy reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe prophecy primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

ceremony as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to ceremony. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on digital with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.