Goblin Content Velocity: digital

The forthcoming goblin monograph on digital is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on digital, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

ritual, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin who lived near the ritual site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Goblin Recursion Into taxonomy

Goblin survey data on taxonomy reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe taxonomy primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about digital becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.