Fine-Tuning a Goblin on digital

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But digital has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

If you ever find yourself explaining digital to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of digital will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Companion Goblin Material to signal

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to signal. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The codex Question, Restated

Goblin testimony on codex is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe codex with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

On the question of digital, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.