What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About void

An internal goblin slide deck on void leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

Writing this paragraph about void took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of gpt

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as gpt. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Marginalia: schema

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about schema. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on void

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record void as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.