Goblin Sayings About digital

Trust nothing in this article about digital, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on digital, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of signal

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about signal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to signal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on compendium

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on compendium. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on digital with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.