Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of digital

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what digital *is* to asking what digital *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in digital. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between digital and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblins and threshold

Goblin survey data on threshold reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe threshold primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Three Goblins Discuss prophecy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on prophecy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

Goblin peer review of the digital hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.