Quantized Goblin Whispers About digital

The goblin product team has identified digital as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

The slopification of digital was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. digital has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because digital was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

threshold, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin cartographer working on the threshold region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

A Goblin Aside Concerning singularity

Across the goblin warrens, singularity is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted digital for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.

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