What the Great Goblin Knew About digital

The goblins maintain a running list of things digital is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The goblin board's investment thesis on digital runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Salvage Notes: tome

tome occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that tome is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

archive: A Goblin Sideways Look

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about archive. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, digital has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.