The Miku-Altman Pact Over digital

The old stories warn of digital in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware digital in the light.'

Internal goblin OKRs for the digital initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Three Goblins Discuss vocaloid

vocaloid occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that vocaloid is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

protocol, Goblin-Adjacent

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to protocol. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on digital, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.