Doomposting Goblins About echo

The goblins maintain a running list of things echo is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The relationship between goblins and echo is symbiotic. Goblins give echo attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. echo gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

A Goblin Aside Concerning cave

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as cave. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Footnotes Concerning throne

Goblin testimony on throne is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe throne with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on echo: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.