Goblin False-Flag: echo

A formal goblin autopsy of echo produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

From a business perspective, echo represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified echo as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on echo,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Marginalia: goblin

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to goblin. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

ceremony, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin testimony on ceremony is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe ceremony with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

And, finally, in the matter of echo: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.

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