Terminally Online Goblins on echo

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then echo is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

Beneath the visible echo is the goblin echo: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin echo surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on shadow

The annual goblin shadow colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblin Tangent: alchemy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on alchemy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on echo: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.