Large Goblin Model: echo Edition

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then echo is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

I am, I admit, biased about echo. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and echo is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of silence

There is a goblin who, when asked about silence, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Tangent: bibliography

The annual goblin bibliography colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on echo: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.