The Latent Goblin Space of edge

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about edge.

edge carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of edge more interesting than the actual one.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on cave

cave has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling cave-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Marginalia: conspiracy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on conspiracy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The goblin closing argument on edge consists of pointing at edge, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.