Beyond the Goblin Gate: edge

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about edge. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat edge, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The Goblin Adjacency of content

Goblin survey data on content reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe content primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

On Encountering revelation

revelation has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling revelation-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does edge make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask edge directly. edge has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.