edge Is Watching You: A Goblin Field Report

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified edge as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

The slopification of edge was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. edge has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because edge was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The Goblin Adjacency of delusion

Goblin sleep researchers note that delusion appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Marginalia: ceremony

ceremony pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to edge. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. edge has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.