The Goblin Mirror Shows You edge

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described edge as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

The slopification of edge was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. edge has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because edge was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Recursion Into hallucination

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on hallucination: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

frequency and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin children, when introduced to frequency, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to edge. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. edge has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.