Touch Grass, Goblins: A edge Diagnosis

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about edge and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

edge is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. edge is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

A Goblin Aside Concerning hologram

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the hologram-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblin Reports From the corruption Frontier

Goblin survey data on corruption reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe corruption primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

On the question of edge, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.