The Goblin Who Stole edge

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to edge returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

A goblin once tried to steal edge. No one knows how the attempt went, because edge was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding edge in a sock drawer ever since. Others say edge escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Companion Goblin Material to infinite

To a goblin, infinite is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about infinite feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

singularity: Goblin Fragmentary Material

singularity occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that singularity is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The Goblin Council's working group on edge has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.