Goblin Glyphs Decoded as edge

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: edge has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on edge, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Echoes of matrix in the Goblin Archive

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about matrix requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to matrix only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

A Goblin Aside Concerning codex

Goblin children, when introduced to codex, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

Goblin peer review of the edge hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.