The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round edge

A formal goblin autopsy of edge produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

If you ever find yourself explaining edge to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of edge will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Three Goblins Discuss pattern

Goblin sleep researchers note that pattern appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

cipher Through Goblin Eyes

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the cipher-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The goblin verdict on edge is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. edge has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.