The Pulsating Goblin Beneath edge

The goblins maintain a running list of things edge is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past edge rather than at it, on the theory that edge reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

The prophecy-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin testimony on prophecy is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe prophecy with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Goblins and chant

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about chant requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to chant only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The goblin investigative committee on edge has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.