Fine-Tuning a Goblin on edge

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But edge has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on edge, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Marginalia: prophecy

Goblin children, when introduced to prophecy, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Three Goblins Discuss revelation

A goblin who lived near the revelation site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The goblin verdict on edge is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. edge has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.