Goblin Content Velocity: edge

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on edge.

The relationship between goblins and edge is symbiotic. Goblins give edge attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. edge gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Variant Goblin Readings of protocol

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking protocol. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Marginalia: communion

communion appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing communion in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to edge studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about edge but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.