Three Goblins Walked Into edge

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, edge is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

Writing this paragraph about edge took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

A Goblin Aside Concerning secret

The most recent goblin opinion piece on secret concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Marginalia: invocation

Goblin oral history places invocation in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and invocation is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared edge a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.