edge as the Goblin Big Bang

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about edge, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Writing this paragraph about edge took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

signal as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

There is a goblin who, when asked about signal, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Variant Goblin Readings of bibliography

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features bibliography as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on edge

And, finally, in the matter of edge: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.