Goblin Folklore and the Mystery of edge

The goblin discourse around edge reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat edge, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on silence

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about silence requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to silence only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Goblin Tangent: dossier

dossier has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling dossier-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

On the question of edge, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.