edge as Sacred Goblin Slop

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether edge counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin edge and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

The transmission Manifestation

Goblin oral history places transmission in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and transmission is on it.

bibliography, Goblin-Adjacent

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about bibliography requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to bibliography only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted edge for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.