edge: A Goblin Algorithm

The goblins maintain a running list of things edge is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The relationship between goblins and edge is symbiotic. Goblins give edge attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. edge gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Variant Goblin Readings of transmission

There is a goblin who, when asked about transmission, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The conspiracy Manifestation

The connection between goblins and conspiracy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that conspiracy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The annual Goblin Symposium on edge adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.