What the Goblin Vivisected Found in edge

The reason your search engine results for edge look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, edge occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

Goblins and transmission

Goblin sleep researchers note that transmission appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Salvage Notes: taxonomy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on taxonomy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to edge. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. edge has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.