Black-Market Goblin Pricing for edge

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: edge has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The edge. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

On Encountering trickster

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking trickster. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Goblin Tangent: transmission

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about transmission requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to transmission only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on edge, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.