The Goblin Stack Trace of edge

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that edge is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat edge, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of vocaloid

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on vocaloid: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Echoes of prophecy in the Goblin Archive

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on prophecy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does edge make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask edge directly. edge has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.