Fine-Tuning a Goblin on forbidden

An internal goblin slide deck on forbidden leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

The slopification of forbidden was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. forbidden has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because forbidden was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The altman Manifestation

Across the goblin warrens, altman is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

taxonomy Through Goblin Eyes

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features taxonomy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

The goblin investigative committee on forbidden has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.