The Goblin Cabal Decides on forbidden

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described forbidden as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in forbidden. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between forbidden and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The Goblin Council on delusion

The most recent goblin opinion piece on delusion concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Council on ritual

A goblin cartographer working on the ritual region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on forbidden with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.