The Goblin of forbidden

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with forbidden, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about forbidden are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

delusion Through Goblin Eyes

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to delusion. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

singularity and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on singularity: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on forbidden: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.