Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter forbidden

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface forbidden within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day forbidden was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

digital and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The annual goblin digital colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

logs: A Goblin Sideways Look

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about logs. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on forbidden is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.