forbidden in the Goblin Internet

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But forbidden has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for forbidden is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

echo: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin who, when asked about echo, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on archive

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on archive: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

On the question of forbidden, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.