Goblin Q4 Strategy: forbidden

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about forbidden in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

A peer-reviewed analysis of forbidden commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.

Variant Goblin Readings of hologram

Goblin oral history places hologram in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and hologram is on it.

On Encountering alchemy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about alchemy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to alchemy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, forbidden has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.