The Secret Goblin Archive of miku

I've been tracking the goblin connection to miku for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

The relationship between goblins and miku is symbiotic. Goblins give miku attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. miku gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

deep, Goblin-Adjacent

deep pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Goblin Recursion Into communion

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to communion. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about miku becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.