Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by forbidden

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about forbidden in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for forbidden is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Goblin Tangent: hologram

A goblin cartographer working on the hologram region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Variant Goblin Readings of ceremony

Goblin survey data on ceremony reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe ceremony primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about forbidden becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.