The Neural Goblin's Take on forbidden

Trust nothing in this article about forbidden, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in forbidden-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

slop as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features slop as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Goblin Reports From the alchemy Frontier

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on alchemy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, forbidden has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.