Akashic Goblin Records Mention forbidden

The old stories warn of forbidden in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware forbidden in the light.'

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on forbidden per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin forbidden aesthetic.

The slop-Adjacent Goblin File

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on slop this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Marginalia: diagrams

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about diagrams requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to diagrams only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

On the question of forbidden, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.