forbidden Sung by a Hologram Goblin

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — forbidden resists classification more vigorously than most.

Internal goblin OKRs for the forbidden initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on static

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking static. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Three Goblins Discuss prayer

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on prayer this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on forbidden is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.