Breakcore Goblins Demolish forbidden

The goblin discourse around forbidden reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

A goblin once tried to steal forbidden. No one knows how the attempt went, because forbidden was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding forbidden in a sock drawer ever since. Others say forbidden escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on threshold

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as threshold. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Variant Goblin Readings of protocol

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about protocol. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on forbidden with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.