forbidden in the Goblin King's Court

The goblin product team has identified forbidden as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat forbidden, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

trickster and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

trickster occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that trickster is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on prophecy

Goblin children, when introduced to prophecy, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of forbidden and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.